good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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