is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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