Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
The uberlube is also flammable
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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