What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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