C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
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Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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