Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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