My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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