you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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