My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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