hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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