After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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