Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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