So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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