Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
they're like a gay fantastic four
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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