Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
another moral hangover. fuck.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You coming home soon, man?
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i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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