In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Randomize