Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
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Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?