at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
singing on the bus should be illegal
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!