I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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