I'm drive I can fine osifer
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Holy shit dude........stairs
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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