it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
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No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
COCAINE IS GR8
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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