Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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