I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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