just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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