I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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