last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
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so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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