how hairy? two words: wookie tits
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
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