Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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