Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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