is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
so much tequila, so little girl.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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