I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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