if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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