I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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