Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
im about as happy as oj after his trial
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
