belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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