She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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