do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
