Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
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I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
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So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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