I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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