Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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