so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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