So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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