i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
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Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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