Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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