i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
you didnt know i had herpes?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
you never un-have a 4some
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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