Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
You work out of a Hotel?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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