i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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