Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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