i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
you win again, gameday.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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