If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
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How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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