3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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