i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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