You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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