I wannas sexs uuuuu
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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